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Chipotle
It’s a pepper, it’s a mayonnaise flavoring, it’s a restaurant chain beloved by both soccer moms and MMORPG players alike. And it’s NOT pronounced “chip-ole-tee.” It’s chee-POHT-lay.

Sudoku
This is phonetic, but people must be intimidated by the vowels. It’s soo-DOE-koo.

Açaí
You probably see this berry/alleged miracle juice advertised at your Whole Foods or in shady Internet ads. Just like in French or Spanish, the “squiggly C” cedilla indicates that it’s soft. It’s also three syllables: ah-sah-EE.

Espresso
“Express” is a type of train or a store for women (and slightly girlish men). There is no “ex” in ess-PRESS-o.

Meme
This originally meant a concept that spreads within a culture, and now it refers to viral internet phenomena like Sad Keanu and Keyboard Cat, and accordingly, “meme” rhymes with “team.”

Segue
Just like Gob Bluth’s beloved whip, this verb (which means “to make a transition from one thing to another smoothly and without interruption”) is pronounced SEG-way.

Asterisk
The last syllable of this punctuation term should sound like the board game about war, not multiple people named Rick. It’s ASS-ter-isk.

Hermès
If you’re referring to the clothing label (and not the Greek god), it’s pronounced in the French way: air-MEZ.

Nguyen
This common Vietnamese last name is one of the Internet’s most popular “how do I pronounce” searches. We’ll save you a click: it’s nuhWEN.

Gyro
OK, sure, a lot of people use the Americanization — but you don’t pronounce the L in “quesadilla.” It’s time to stop pronouncing the G. It’s YEER-oh.

Siobhan
This Irish girl’s name only looks hard to say. It’s she-VAHN.

Qatar
Welcome back! This commonly mangled Arab country is pronounced like the name of your favorite Gabe Kaplan hero: KAH-tur.

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